{"id":2085,"date":"2015-07-10T11:19:20","date_gmt":"2015-07-10T09:19:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/youkies.fr\/blog\/?p=2085"},"modified":"2015-07-10T11:49:29","modified_gmt":"2015-07-10T09:49:29","slug":"mi-pute-mi-soumise-nous-dit-au-revoir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/youkies.fr\/blog\/mi-pute-mi-soumise-nous-dit-au-revoir","title":{"rendered":"\u00ab\u00a0Mi pute, mi soumise\u00a0\u00bb nous dit au revoir"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Notre num\u00e9ro 9 national, nous dit au revoir.<\/p>\n<p>En effet, il s&rsquo;envole vers d&rsquo;autres cieux enivr\u00e9s: Moscou.<\/p>\n<p>Apr\u00e8s 6 ann\u00e9es \u00e0 porter avec fiert\u00e9 le maillot des Youkies, \u00ab\u00a0mi pute, mi soumise\u00a0\u00bb a d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de succomber aux sir\u00e8nes des salaires mirobolants que lui offraient les clubs et les oligarques Russes.<\/p>\n<p>Ainsi il a f\u00eat\u00e9 avec dignit\u00e9 et honneur chez Mounio ce jeudi soir son d\u00e9part. A cette occasion il a d\u00e9clar\u00e9: \u00ab\u00a0je ne pars pas pour l&rsquo;argent mais pour le challenge sportif. Les Youkies resteront \u00e0 tout jamais grav\u00e9 dans ma m\u00e9moire, et mon jeu s&rsquo;en est retrouv\u00e9 impact\u00e9. Gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 tous les joueurs que j&rsquo;ai pu c\u00f4toy\u00e9 au comptoir j&rsquo;ai pu am\u00e9liorer la r\u00e9sistance de mon foie et ainsi d\u00e9pass\u00e9 les 80% de masse graisseuse\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>Pour toi ma pute, nous disons \u00ab\u00a0Au revoir l&rsquo;artiste\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>Pour rappel, ces nombreuses pr\u00e9sences \u00e0 l&rsquo;entra\u00eenement ainsi que son jeu digne de Ma&rsquo;a Nonu lui valurent les surnoms suivant:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>la pute<\/li>\n<li>mi pute mi soumise<\/li>\n<li>Casper<\/li>\n<li>c&rsquo;est qui?<\/li>\n<li>Momo<\/li>\n<li>Serge Blanco (version apr\u00e8s rugby)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/youkies.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/WP_20150709_001.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-2084\" src=\"http:\/\/youkies.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/WP_20150709_001.jpg\" alt=\"WP_20150709_001\" width=\"397\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/youkies.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/WP_20150709_001.jpg 1632w, https:\/\/youkies.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/WP_20150709_001-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/youkies.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/WP_20150709_001-1024x576.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 397px) 100vw, 397px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/youkies.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/index.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-2087 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/youkies.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/index.jpg\" alt=\"index\" width=\"224\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/youkies.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/index.jpg 224w, https:\/\/youkies.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/index-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>la pute nous quitte<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[36,37,40,38,23,21,28,39,22,35,24,20,32,33,27,31,25,26,19,34,30],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/youkies.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2085"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/youkies.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/youkies.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/youkies.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/18"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/youkies.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2085"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/youkies.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2085\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2088,"href":"https:\/\/youkies.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2085\/revisions\/2088"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/youkies.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2085"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/youkies.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2085"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/youkies.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2085"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}